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Vintage Wacky Packages: Candy (1970s)

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Stickers – The desert candy

A play on Snickers (Wacky Packages sticker from 1974)

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Curses Baby Runt

“Fastest eating candy” based on Curtis Baby Ruth candy bars (Wacky Packages sticker from 1979)

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Bustedfinger broken candy

The Wacky Packs version of Butterfinger bars (Wacky Packages sticker from 1979)

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Sugar Daffy – you’ll go nuts over it

A spoof version of Sugar Daddy caramel lollipops

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Gadzooka Sugarmess Bubble Gum

“Guaranteed to put on weight” version of Bazooka sugarless bubble gum

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Tic Toc: Tiny time bombs

A Wacky Packs version of Tic Tac breath mints

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Milk Muds: Makes milk taste just like mud

The wacky version of Milk Duds chocolate/caramel candy (Wacky Packages sticker from 1974)

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You’ll put on pounds: Indescribably fattening

A play on Mounds coconut & chocolate candy bars (Wacky Packages sticker from 1973)

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Only sold to Chumps

Wacky Packages version of Charms candy. (Wacky Packages sticker from 1973)

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Shots – Delicious Gun Drops

Parody of Dots Gum Drops (Wacky Packages sticker from 1973)

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