The trademark of every perfect ’50s housewife? She cleans the house while wearing heels.
Likewise, Velma here wouldn’t be caught dead vacuuming with slippers on or — heavens to Betsy — bare feet. Heels it is!
Lucy steps things up a notch — literally — by wearing yellow pumps with three-inch heels.
A helpful husband
“I’ll hold the cigarette for you so you don’t have to stop washing the dishes,” said Gerald.
“To mother… with love” – For real?
This little poem reads as follows: “Whether you live in a big, big house / Or a house that’s very small / As long as mother’s in the house / Size doesn’t matter at all! / She’s the one person in all the world / Whose place can’t be filled by another. / For no one loves you or understands / In quite the way as mother.”
Do you know what mother doesn’t understand? Why you can’t skip the poem and just help do the dishes for once. Look at this mama watching forlornly from the hallway, carrying a dinner plate and a dishcloth.
So sure, she has a poem — but what she’d really like is a night off, and maybe a glass of something the kids aren’t allowed to drink.
It’s a little sad when the best thing about Gloria’s day is that she can hide the toilet brush in the back of the hamper.
Duz does soft suds
Thinking about Georgina washing towels a couple hundred times in that tiny countertop washing machine makes us appreciate modern laundry devices a lot more.
Sunlight makes everything bright!
“We just need to paint over Junior’s science project posterboard from last year, and we’ll be able to use it for little Petunia’s vacuum cleaner comparison project for school.”
Bettina re-makes the bed so Alfred will never know she took a 4-hour nap.
There may or may not have been some “health tonic” involved.
Marlene suddenly realizes she’s the only one doing the dishes.
Touch no dirt! Breathe no dirt! See no dirt!
Midge has found the safe, easy way to clean sinks fast
Lucinda loves her new kitchen gadget
However, she hasn’t yet learned that you shouldn’t put bones down the garbage disposal.
Hurry up, Mother!
If only Elmer had learned to iron his own pants, he wouldn’t have been so late for the hop.
Hang the housework!
Dusting was no match for Mary’s coffee… or, to be more specific, Mary’s Irish coffee.
Lady loves laundry
Her favorite chore? “Washing clothes. I like plenty of soft soap and hot water when I do it. I like to wash dishes too, but I don’t like to dust.” – A real quote from Mrs. C. A. Smith, housewife, published in the Argus Leader newspaper (Sioux Falls, South Dakota) June 18, 1954
How many things are wrong in this picture?
Clearly, Kay has never used an iron before.
How do YOU clean stubborn spots off floors?
Well, probably not by combining four chemical cleaners and making a toxic gas.
The kid can wait. Mama Eloise has windowsills to polish!
The housewife’s eternal question: “How the heck did that end up there?!”
The best part of Ginger’s week is when she gets to replace the toilet paper.
She can see clearly now
Veronica decides that she’ll just leave that spider right where it is.
For months, Edward had been wondering why he could never find any of his golf balls — and, in an unrelated thought, was slightly curious as to why the vacuum cleaner rattled so much.
Elspeth has a cunning plan
“Just ignore the noise in the background, Ann. I’m keeping the vacuum on because if the kids hear me on the phone, they’ll want me to feed them again.”
Well-dressed housewife Irma seriously needs to clean that carpet more often
Helga lied to Santa.
She wasn’t going to love it. In fact, the very idea of getting a vacuum instead of a salon-style hairdryer just about broke Helga’s little heart.
You can’t tell from the picture, but these ladies have been vacuuming the same spots for over an hour.
The Octo-Uum™ didn’t stay on the market long, but boy, was it effective!
You just needed to have 7 ghost women help you vacuum.
Betty, Bitsy and Betsy love scrubbing those pots & pans until they shine
Making your pots & pans shine like the top of the Chrysler Building will always be the best part of the whole day.
Vacuum meets jetpack in 1955
“This handy, handsome little Hoover digs out dirt wherever it’s hiding — from the back of the kitchen cupboard to the glove compartment of your car. It weighs only four pounds …and you don’t carry it, you wear it. Strap slips over your shoulders. Leaves both hands free. Quickest, easiest way in the world to clean up, pick up, brush up.
“Hoover’s famous Veriflex hose snaps on front, never kinks. Long, light wand lets you reach up high, down low. way back. And there are extra attachments for all cleaning jobs. See your Hoover dealer soon.”
It doesn’t work like that…
This lady is crazy happy to have a dish soap that somehow doesn’t require you to wash dishes. The neighbors coming over for dinner tomorrow night will be in for a surprise! (PS: Her eyes!)
You go, girls!
It’s kind of an unusual kitchen layout, but we like the 6-woman cleaning team approach.
Nice little trick there
With her own pin money, Babette hires a maid to come every Monday. Then when Wilbur walks in the door that evening, she pretends to be “finishing up” the cleaning.
Here’s the jingle the new guy at the advertising agency came up with on the spot.
She wears the cleanest clothes in town / So does her daughter Susan
So clean, so bright, you guessed it right / Of course it’s Tide she’s usin’!
This — THIS — is what happens when Mabel puts off doing the dishes for a month. Meanwhile, Victor and the tykes relax in the backyard.
Clarissa just got married
She’s still learning which end of the broom to use on the floor.
It may not be the ideal job for everyone…
For you, the lady of the house! (1956)
From the Cincinnati Enquirer (September 3, 1956)
HOME LABOR. In the working world, it’s the housewife who holds down the most important job. In no other is a woman called upon to perform more duties, make more decisions and give more guidance — all vital!
Remember it, lady-of-the-house, when faced with those chores that tire and bore you. If you just think how your efforts bring health, growth, comfort and contentment to those you love, tasks will seem far less tedious.
Remember, too, that your labors receive the highest of achievement awards — your family’s devotion.
All in a day’s work
“Cleaning house is my favorite chore, because it always looks so nice when I get through.” – A real quote from Mrs. James Merrill, housewife, published in the Argus Leader newspaper (Sioux Falls, South Dakota) June 18, 1954