People as vegetables: Weird old trade cards from the 1800s showing men & women literally made from veggies

Art cards from the 1800s - Woman's head on a cabbage dress body

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Trade cards, “the granddaddy of today’s trading cards, were made in the 19th century from pieces of cardstock-like paper with printing on one or both sides.

The cards were essentially an early form of advertising for a business or trade — and while many times the product depicted was what was being advertised, as often as not, the real purpose of the picture on the card was to amuse people and to get some attention for a brand. 

In that sense, some of the weirder ones could almost be considered akin to viral posts of today: offbeat images that exist solely to build buzz.

Trade cards were very popular during the Victorian era, and commonly depicted a variety of items and scenes.

For instance, one might have a drawing of a man on a camel coupled with a tagline for stove polish; another could show a newlywed couple admiring their new hand-cranked laundry wringer; while a different type might have — yes — anthropomorphized veggies. Check out a few of them below!

People as vegetables: Man’s head on a carrot body

Trade cards with people as vegetables from the 1800s - Man's head on a carrot body


Drumhead cabbage: A weird antique trading card from the 1880s

“Do not beat your head, eat Sauerkraut, have a bad stomach and feel downcast, but buy a STAR FEED MILL and feel well forever after.”

Drumhead cabbage - Weird antique trading card from the 1880s


Pea pod people – Antique anthropomorphic vegetables (1885)

Pea pod people - Antique anthropomorphic vegetables (1885)


Some root vegetable for Alfred Wright’s perfumery (c1880s)

I mean come on — doesn’t this make you want to buy some perfume?

Alfred Wright's perfumery c1880s


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Trade cards with people as vegetables from the 1800s - Man with a potato head


People as vegetables: Woman’s head with a squash body

Art cards from the 1800s - Woman's head with a squash body


Old trade card with an odd turnip couple (1800s)

Old trade card with an odd turnip couple (1800s)


Bonus image of a man as a fruit: A human head on a watermelon

Art cards from the 1800s - Man's head on a watermelon

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Article by Lita Solis-Cohen and Bob Schwabach, Knight Newspapers

Of all those specialized fields of collecting that require the nose of a bloodhound and the diligence of an ant, none offers a broader range than collecting old trading cards.

They were the prime advertising medium until the 1890s, when they were replaced by magazine advertising.

The earliest American trade cards are printed notices of goods for sale, sometimes with woodcut or copper engraved illustrations, and are almost impossible to find now.

Some are large — some almost poster size — and if a print dealer comes across one engraved by James Smithers, Henry Dawkins or Nathaniel Hurd, he can quickly sell it to one of several institutions.

Lithographed trade cards of the second quarter of the nineteenth century are not much easier to come by.

Catsup tomato man ad for a Victorian washer (1880s)
Catsup tomato man ad for a Victorian washer (1880s)

Large ones showing a factory or store or the products in rich colors bring several hundred dollars apiece. The most elaborate are lithographers’ own trade cards, made to show off their skill.

In 1876, thousands of trade cards were passed out at the Centennial in Philadelphia, and many people collected albums of them.

Cheaper lithographic processes developed by then had made possible the production of stock cards with bouquets, animals and scenic views, all with a blank space for the merchant’s name.

Old trade cards with people as vegetables: Man's head on an onion body

The famous lithographers Currier & Ives turned out a couple hundred designs. In “The American Card Catalogue,” the standard guide in the field, 3-by-5-inch Currier Ives cards are listed at $5 to $8, a few rare ones at $20 (1960 prices).

Higher priced and prettier than Currier & Ives are the clipper ship trade cards advertising fast runs from New York and Boston to the California gold fields. A few rare ones advertise runs to Hawaii and Australia.

Nesbitt of New York was the principal printer of these, from 1850 to 1870. About 900 different cards featuring some 400 ships are known and sell for $75 to $300.


People as vegetables: Man’s head on an ear of corn

Trade cards with people as vegetables from the 1800s - Man's head on a ear of corn body


Weird old anthropomorphic corn woman postcard (1880s)

Weird old anthropomorphic corn woman postcard (1880s)


A weird Victorian trade card with a man’s head on a sweet potato body

Trade cards with people as vegetables from the 1800s - Man's head on a sweet potato body


People as vegetables: Man’s head on a turnip body

Trade cards with people as vegetables from the 1800s - Man's head on a turnip body

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  1. They walk the fine line between horrifying & hillarious. I’d love to see some RPG on Steam model mobs after these. lol

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