Misheard lyrics: The songs you’ve been botching this whole time
What is a mondegreen?
This phenomenon has a name: mondegreens. The term was coined in 1954 by writer Sylvia Wright, who recalled a childhood misinterpretation of a Scottish ballad. She thought the lyrics described a tragic tale of “Lady Mondegreen,” when in reality, the line said the Earl of Moray had been “laid on the green.” The mistake was so relatable that it became the official term for misheard lyrics and other misinterpretations of spoken phrases. Decades later, journalist William Safire revisited the topic in 1979, highlighting how common these mix-ups are in popular music:
“This is a word coined in a 1954 Harper’s Magazine article, ‘The Death of Lady Mondegreen’ by Sylvia Wright, which reported on the doings of ‘Gladly, the cross-eyed bear’ (the way many children hear ‘Gladly the Cross I’d Bear’) and other sound-alikes.
“Miss Wright recalled a Scottish ballad, The Bonny Earl of Moray, from Thomas Percy’s Reliques of Ancient English Poetry, which sounded to her like this: Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands, Oh, where hae ye been? They hae slain the Earl Amurray. And Lady Mondegreen.”
The actual words:
Ye Highlands and ye Lawlands,
Oh where have you been?
They have slain the Earl o’Moray
And layd him on the green.“She envisioned the bonny Earl holding the beautiful Lady Mondegreen’s hand, both bleeding profusely, but faithful unto death.
“‘By now,’ Miss Wright wrote, ‘several of you more alert readers are jumping up and down in your impatience to interrupt and point out that, according to the poem, after they killed the Earl of Murray, they laid him on the green. I know about this, but I won’t give in to it. Leaving him to die all alone without even anyone to hold his hand — I won’t have it.'”
The most famous misheard lyrics
Rock and pop music have produced some of the most famous mondegreens. Jimi Hendrix’s Purple Haze gave us the classic “’Scuse me while I kiss this guy” instead of “’Scuse me while I kiss the sky.” Creedence Clearwater Revival’s Bad Moon Rising turned into “There’s a bathroom on the right” rather than “There’s a bad moon on the rise.” And Elton John’s Tiny Dancer? Many still hear “Hold me closer, Tony Danza” instead of the actual lyrics. Some of these mistakes make songs funnier, while others completely change their meaning.
The ’60s, ’70s and ’80s were full of these lyrical slip-ups, and they continue to pop up today. With fast-moving melodies, thick accents, and unexpected phrasing, even careful listeners can end up mishearing lyrics. Sometimes, the incorrect versions spread so widely that they feel more familiar than the originals. And honestly, some of them are so catchy, it’s easy to understand why.
We’ve gathered some of the most infamous misheard lyrics from the golden age of rock and pop. Scroll through and see if any of these are ones you’ve been getting wrong this whole time!
Bob Dylan: “Blowin’ In The Wind”
MISHEARD LYRICS: “The ants are my friends, they’re blowin’ in the wind”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind”

The Beatles: “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds”
MISHEARD LYRICS: “The girl with colitis goes by”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “The girl with kaleidoscope eyes”
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Creedence Clearwater Revival: “Bad Moon Rising”
MISHEARD LYRICS: “Don’t go around tonight / Well, it’s bound to take all night / There’s a bathroom on the right”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “Don’t go around tonight / Well, it’s bound to take your life / There’s a bad moon on the rise”

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Elton John: “Tiny Dancer”
MISHEARD LYRICS: “Hold me closer, Tony Danza”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “Hold me closer, tiny dancer”

Johnny Nash: “I Can See Clearly Now”
MISHEARD LYRICS: “I can see clearly now Lorraine is gone”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “I can see clearly now the rain has gone”
WRONG LYRICS: “I can see all popsicles in my way”
RIGHT LYRICS: “I can see all the obstacles in my way”

The Steve Miller Band: “Jet Airliner”
MISHEARD LYRICS: “Big Old Jed had a light on”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “Big old jet airliner”
Neil Diamond: “Forever in Blue Jeans”
MISHEARD LYRICS: “Reverend Blue Jeans”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “Forever in blue jeans”

Manfred Mann’s Earth Band: “Blinded By the Light”
MISHEARD LYRICS: “Wrapped up like a douche, you know the rumor in the night”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night”
Eddie Money: “Two Tickets To Paradise”
MISHEARD LYRICS: “I’ve got two chickens with parrot eyes” OR “I’ve got two chickens to paralyze”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “I’ve got two tickets to paradise”

Bon Jovi: “Livin’ On A Prayer”
MISHEARD LYRICS: “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not”

Jimi Hendrix: “Purple Haze”
MISHEARD LYRICS: “‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky”
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Bee Gees: Stayin’ Alive
MISHEARD LYRICS: “Sayin’ a lie, sayin’ a lie”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive”

Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
MISHEARD LYRICS: “Bald-headed woman… bald-headed woman to me”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “More than a woman… more than a woman to me”
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Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
MISHEARD LYRICS: “I’ll never leave your pizza burning”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “I’ll never be your beast of burden”

Toto: Africa
MISHEARD LYRICS: “There’s nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do”
WRONG LYRICS: “I guess it rains down in Africa”
RIGHT LYRICS: “I bless the rains down in Africa”

Jose Feliciano: “Feliz Navidad”
MISHEARD LYRICS: “Police have a dog”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “Feliz Navidad”

Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
MISHEARD LYRICS: “You ain’t never pornographic, and you ain’t no friend of mine”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “You ain’t never caught a rabbit, and you ain’t no friend of mine”

Smokey Robinson: “I Second That Emotion”
MISHEARD LYRICS: “I second that in lotion”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “I second that emotion”

Three Dog Night: Joy to the World
MISHEARD LYRICS: “Joy to the visions that the people see”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea”
Abba: Dancing Queen
MISHEARD LYRICS: “See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “See that girl, watch that scene, diggin’ the dancing queen”

Starship: We Built This City
MISHEARD LYRICS: “My pony plays the mamba”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “Marconi plays the mamba”

Pink Floyd: “Another Brick in the Wall, Part II”
MISHEARD LYRICS: “We don’t need no sex vacation”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “We don’t need no education”

Crystal Gayle: Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
MISHEARD LYRICS: “Donuts make my brown eyes blue”
ACTUAL LYRICS: “Don’t it make my brown eyes blue”

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One Response
If you’re a 70s kid, you remember the Fonzie craze and how “Happy Days” was all the rage. Every kid knew the “Happy Days” theme by heart — yet we misheard the lyric that went “The weekend comes / the cycle hums” as “The weekend hums / the psycho hums.” As with most all Mondegreens, the misheard lyric was much better than the correct one.